Jungle's Law

Animals are totally crazy... That has been confirmed many times by my numerous (too numerous?) viewings of animal documentaries and it appears to me today as an obvious fact which doesn't need to be debated.

Plants are ok... They are generally quiet... One has time to guess what they are after... They can be pushy but they rarely lay into somebody without prior warning. Overall, they aren't that annoying.

But beasts...honestly ... They are nuts, worrying, weird, dangerous, mean, impolite, badly tempered, dirty, of bad faith, lying most of the time... I mean, I don't think I could have enough words to name and shame their base acts.

Of course, I can already hear you saying: "well... what about all the videos of nice little cute and adorable kittens on Youtube, huh ? What about the kittens?" I answer that kittens are the trees hiding the gentle forest. Just imagine a ferocious rain forest without wild animals and you'll be totally convinced! Yes! That would be pure Heaven.

Actually, beasts abide only to one law... the law of the jungle - a world where sheep eat sheep. If you don't believe me, then just read the pages of this comic.

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Jungle's Law - Page 11
 
Please don't see in this page of Jungle's Law, a covert attack on chiropractors or osteopaths. In actual fact, while I was in LA some years ago, a chiropractor relieved a nasty back pain in a matter of minutes. Except it was kinda sporty and frightening… She put one of my arms under my chest, then the other one twisted in some way – I was on the table in an awkward position and then she just said "relax, don't move" and then, she dropped her whole body on me… I heard a horrible crack somewhere… and pain was gone. I was scared like hell, but cured! Of course, each time I used to see her I was teasing: "of course I'll not shake your hand" ; "better be your friend than your enemy" ; etc… But in fact, great science, great practice and great efficiency!

In France we rather have osteopaths. It's kinda smoother. I have an oesteo friend I had to consult in an emergency because I could not move anymore… I rushed in a taxi, arrived at his clinic almost crying from pain. He got me on the massage table. Pushed a little there, moved something here, examined my back. After 5 minutes he said, ok, you can dress up. So I asked : "well, is it serious ? how many session will I need ? Can't you do something now ?" He answered : "we're done. That's it. It's €75…" and I suddenly realized my pain was gone and it never reappeared.

So this page is a tribute to all good chiros or osteos on the planet who save millions people every year.

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