Jungle's Law

Animals are totally crazy... That has been confirmed many times by my numerous (too numerous?) viewings of animal documentaries and it appears to me today as an obvious fact which doesn't need to be debated.

Plants are ok... They are generally quiet... One has time to guess what they are after... They can be pushy but they rarely lay into somebody without prior warning. Overall, they aren't that annoying.

But beasts...honestly ... They are nuts, worrying, weird, dangerous, mean, impolite, badly tempered, dirty, of bad faith, lying most of the time... I mean, I don't think I could have enough words to name and shame their base acts.

Of course, I can already hear you saying: "well... what about all the videos of nice little cute and adorable kittens on Youtube, huh ? What about the kittens?" I answer that kittens are the trees hiding the gentle forest. Just imagine a ferocious rain forest without wild animals and you'll be totally convinced! Yes! That would be pure Heaven.

Actually, beasts abide only to one law... the law of the jungle - a world where sheep eat sheep. If you don't believe me, then just read the pages of this comic.

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Eating Like A Pig


Jungle's Law - Page 16

Well, this page deserves some explanations:

One must bear in mind that in France, we eat (except for the persons who doesn't) everything in the pig, from the ears to feet… Ah the "pieds de porcs pannés"! But everybody doesn't like it though…

The typical culinary expression "à l'envoi" means "just before sending" (when a meal is completed, cooked, there sometimes a last action to do just before sending the plate to the dining room. Adding some lemon juice or adding cream "à l'envoi", meaning one adds some cream in the sauce, stirring a little and it is ready ! The Michelin Guide is the absolute reference – one star, two stars or even three stars and this is a real guarantee of top quality and… high prices. There are a lot of good restaurants which have no star at all.

In France, gastronomic restaurants tend to use metaphors to describe or to name a meal. Three things become "a trilogy", a series of ingredients become a "farandole", etc. And sometimes, the explanation given by the waiter is so full of technical words that you don't get exactly what you have in your plate. The worst is for wines – but it is clearly snobbish sometimes.


Cooking, at this level of professionalism is quite a male affair in these days. Most of the Stars of cooking are men. Except, one forgets that a good part of the major restaurants in France were founded by women chefs which were called "Mother" and not "Chef". 

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