Jungle's Law

Animals are totally crazy... That has been confirmed many times by my numerous (too numerous?) viewings of animal documentaries and it appears to me today as an obvious fact which doesn't need to be debated.

Plants are ok... They are generally quiet... One has time to guess what they are after... They can be pushy but they rarely lay into somebody without prior warning. Overall, they aren't that annoying.

But beasts...honestly ... They are nuts, worrying, weird, dangerous, mean, impolite, badly tempered, dirty, of bad faith, lying most of the time... I mean, I don't think I could have enough words to name and shame their base acts.

Of course, I can already hear you saying: "well... what about all the videos of nice little cute and adorable kittens on Youtube, huh ? What about the kittens?" I answer that kittens are the trees hiding the gentle forest. Just imagine a ferocious rain forest without wild animals and you'll be totally convinced! Yes! That would be pure Heaven.

Actually, beasts abide only to one law... the law of the jungle - a world where sheep eat sheep. If you don't believe me, then just read the pages of this comic.

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Group Therapy - The Confidence


Jungle's Law - 33

The people involved in this area will probably not like it... Others, who have run from it, will maybe smile. But it was a real blast to use the ugliest bird of the creation which fits especially well with the subject! 

 Since we talk about marabou storks, in french speaking African countries, the local chamans or medecine men are called "Marabous". Some are real wise men - but most of those immigrating in Europe are just crooks. There is an advertisement from one of those in which the guy promisses he can bring back the loved one, make you succeed in everything you attempt and cure all illnesses - the basic usual things. But the guy even boasts as being able to rise or diminish (!!) the size of all penis, straighten up twisted dicks and perform surgical operations over the phone. He ends up by asserting he can even manage to start russian bikes (ex USSR flooded tons of them all over Africa years back)! Another one, well anchored in the 21st century, promisses to repair PCs and bad sectors on hard disks using telepathy!  

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